like. i feel like i’m going to have to keep bringing this up. no matter how bad or weird u think dr who is there was still an episode where the dr gave an alien a blowjob. like, there isn’t really any other way to interpret the scene, that’s just what happened and u have to except that. i think tom baker was just like ‘look at that big penis monster. i’m going to blow it.” and they probably wanted to tell him that was inappropriate for children’s television but no one can say no to tom baker’s deep, charismatic voice. my point is that dr who is weird sometimes and you just have to go ‘at least there were no alien blowjobs in this episode’ sometimes
for the greater good of the universe.
no but clara.
~ ~ ALIENS ~ ~
that ye can never see.
come hither into my TARDIS clara,
and we can have adventures,
and ye can forget about your date troubles.
well, your human date troubles.
i’ll bring a whole helpin’ of time lord date troubles.
but time lord dates are much more excitin’.